Funny Jokes – Free Joke Book Packed With The Funniest Jokes

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Funny Jokes - Free Joke Book Packed With The Funniest Jokes
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Billy and Pa’ were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted".

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry – we’re right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I’m a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can’t do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"

This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you’ll find anywhere. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll blow Guinness out your nose.

with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.

Over 500 Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook… Yo mama’s so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk. Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama’s so , her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history cl . You get the idea :-)

Almost 200 Q & A jokes directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting sued, arrested or beheaded… blondes.

Yes we love ‘em, but we love making fun of ‘em too. Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: What’s black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician

"The Online Joke Book Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends And Unknown Web Travelers" by Edward Goss

This collection includes Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That’s over 250 pages of jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can’t find something funny in here, then you’d better check you have a pulse.

"Get Paid to Make People Laugh" (without being a comedian or a clown)… by John Cantu

Imagine getting paid to make people laugh… even if you can’t… Read more…


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